Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Rachael Ray Diet?

Okay, just had to blurb one more second . . .

Who the hell is stupid enough to follow a diet condoned by an idiot like Rachael Ray? Is she even QUALIFIED to put her name on a diet (or a dog food, or a . . .)

Man, people. Wake up!

6 comments:

  1. If you love her so much, why don't you marry her?

    Oh, wait . . .





    She's already married! What did you THINK I meant?

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  2. I love Rachael! Married or not!!!

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  3. Would you marry her if she were single?

    She sounds like she smokes about 3 packs a day!

    And, have you ever watched her talk show:

    "Over here, camera! Look at me! No, don't dwell on the guest! Look at me! LOOK AT ME!"

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  4. She don't smoke! She's pure as snow... like me. Don't dis her no mo.

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  5. You do know that "snow" is the code name for cocaine . . .

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